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Trendy Toots<p>Today's top ten tag trends:</p><p>10: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SilentSunday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SilentSunday</span></a><br>9: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SteamDeck" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SteamDeck</span></a><br>8: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PhotoMonday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PhotoMonday</span></a><br>7: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E3%81%93%E3%81%AE%E3%82%BF%E3%82%B0%E3%82%92%E8%A6%8B%E3%81%9F%E4%BA%BA%E3%81%AF%E3%82%AB%E3%83%A1%E3%83%A9%E3%83%AD%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%81%AE%E4%B8%AD%E3%81%8B%E3%82%89%E3%81%AA%E3%82%93%E3%81%A7%E3%82%82%E3%81%84%E3%81%84%E3%81%AE%E3%81%A7%E4%B8%80%E6%9E%9A%E5%86%99%E7%9C%9F%E3%82%92%E8%BC%89%E3%81%9B%E3%82%8B%E8%A6%8B%E3%81%9F%E4%BA%BA%E3%82%82%E3%82%84%E3%82%8B" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>このタグを見た人はカメラロールの中からなんでもいいので一枚写真を載せる見た人もやる</span></a><br>6: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fotomontag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fotomontag</span></a><br>5: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E8%AA%AD%E3%82%93%E3%81%A0%E3%83%9E%E3%83%B3%E3%82%AC%E3%82%82%E4%BA%BA%E9%96%93%E6%80%A7%E3%81%AB%E5%BD%B1%E9%9F%BF%E3%81%99%E3%82%8B%E3%82%89%E3%81%97%E3%81%84%E3%81%AE%E3%81%A7%E3%81%82%E3%81%AA%E3%81%9F%E3%81%AE%E4%BA%BA%E7%94%9F%E3%81%AE%E3%83%99%E3%82%B9%E3%83%8810%E3%82%92%E6%95%99%E3%81%88%E3%81%A6" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>読んだマンガも人間性に影響するらしいのであなたの人生のベスト10を教えて</span></a><br>4: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mastobada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mastobada</span></a><br>3: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/qatar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>qatar</span></a><br>2: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/howtomesswithneighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>howtomesswithneighbors</span></a><br>1: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/monsterdon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>monsterdon</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trendytoots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trendytoots</span></a> 📈</p>
Jen 🏳️‍⚧️<p>This hashtag is all in good fun I'm sure, but, we inherited the beef our neighbor had with the previous owner when we bought our house, through no action of our own.</p><p>She was actually did some of these things:</p><p>* Planted aggressive hops vines on our fence</p><p>* Piped all her roof runoff to our foundation -- including, we learned after she left, digging a fucking *trench* to a wet spot in our basement.</p><p>* Some other minor BS with trash and lawn stuff.</p><p><a href="https://musicians.today/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a></p>
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕<p>Ask them to cover for you if your parole officer comes by. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a>
<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕<p>Tell them all they’re allowed to know about you is you’re in the witness protection program.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a>
<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
ɹ uɐpƎ˥ƎʞS :antifascism:<p>start a rumor their home is built on a sacred burial site and fill their above-ground pool with blood</p><p><a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://hellions.cloud/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Approaching Forgiveness<p>Finally tell them about the convenient secret tunnel connecting my basement to theirs</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Megan Marie Hart<p>Put you milkshake in their yard.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Approaching Forgiveness<p>Go door to door collecting nail clippings for charity </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p>Get one of those small school bus stop with advertising shelters and put soda and snack vending machines in it at the curb. You'll make some money with the frequent stops, 24 hours per day and annoy them</p><p><a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Josh :everything_bagel:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://universeodon.com/@kkainz" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>kkainz</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@TechBean" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>TechBean</span></a></span> Replace your neighbors’ doorbell with an Easy Button from Staples</p><p><a href="https://babka.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a> <a href="https://babka.social/tags/hashtaggames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hashtaggames</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p><a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/howtomesswithneighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>howtomesswithneighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.party/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a> <br>Climb under their car at night and pack Limburger cheese onto the engine block.<br>They'll need a priest to get that smell out.</p>
Approaching Forgiveness<p>Install a payphone next to your mailbox and toss them a roll of dimes </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Approaching Forgiveness<p>Ask them what movie you should rent from Blockbuster tonight</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Approaching Forgiveness<p>Welcome them to the neighborhood with a copy of your favorite cookbook ‘How To Serve Man”</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕<p>Walk along the property line in fresh snow, drop a set of your old clothes and a torn open Manila envelope with “Rapture Kit” written on it, then carefully backtrack home in your footprints.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a>
<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
AutistiCritic<p>Just leave a pair of binoculars in the window overlooking their garden. You don’t even have to use them. <a href="https://writing.exchange/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a> <a href="https://writing.exchange/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a></p>
I’m Boomertifa!<p>On every full moon, play a recording of wolf howls out the window. If possible, leave bloody canine footprints somewhere around their house. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a></p>
Approaching Forgiveness<p>My neighbor did this to me. I got home from work and he came over and told me my dog was loose in the neighborhood all day. I am 100% positive Bubba was inside the house all day. </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jenny<p>Say “Little Timmy has been pretty sad lately. Poor guy lost his pet tarantula*, he’s looked everywhere, but he’s just gone…it’s the damndest thing. Welp, gotta go, have a good one!”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HowToMessWithNeighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HowToMessWithNeighbors</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://oldfriends.live/@hashtaggames" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>hashtaggames</span></a></span> </p><p>*I typed this word with shudders of repulsion and disgust. If a neighbor said this to me, I’d be on the phone with a real estate agent so fast…</p>
Nicky🦨✌️<p><a href="https://masto.ai/tags/howtomesswithneighbors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>howtomesswithneighbors</span></a> <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a> <br>Put up posters and send digital newsletters for the new HOA you want to start…if anyone shows up in support, well, you know who doesn’t get an e-vite to the bbq</p>