Alberta government to ban the number 58,008 in schools
Concerned parents groups say it’s ultimately up to families to stay current and set limits in line with their values. “We banned the number 69 in our house years ago,” said Matthews, who called the number “rude, lewd, and wildly over-rated.”
Conservative lawmakers are confident the new bill will easily pass in the UCP controlled Legislature, but they may be in for a longer battle than they realize.
According to one source, the other side already has a counter attack waiting in the wings: the number 5,318,008.
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/alberta-government-to-ban-the-number-58008-in-schools/
The Beaverton · Alberta government to ban the number 58,008 in schoolsCALGARY — With the province's teachers on strike, Danielle Smith’s UCP government has tabled new legislation banning the use of the number 58,008, in order to “protect Alberta’s most precious resource, our children.”
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