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I am allergic to cats, but this small, stray tuxedo momma cat, and her orange teenager are TOO ADORABLE and meow at my ankle every time I'm out on the patio.

I can't help but get itchy hands, and a stuffy nose AND PET THE HELL OUT OF THEM. I also may buy an unlimited amount of allergy meds and let the #catdistributionsystem choose me twice when I move out!

Then probably give them to a friend who will probably be a crazy #cat lady one day, and would be fine with this.

I had someone make the most half-assed attempt to steal something from me this morning. It made me laugh so I wasn't even mad, I simply said "Steal from me again and I will mention it to everyone, and you won't have friends anymore cuz people who used to be on the streets really really hate thieves,".

He stole my toilet paper, used the bathroom in my room, then left the TP, which I mark up with a red sharpie on the inside for that exact reason.

He basically gave it back.

🤡 Another programmer with "passion" writes a blog while juggling twelve hobbies and saving the world with fusion energy. Because we all know #blogging about your passions is way more important than actual profits, right? 😂 Oh, and don't forget to subscribe for a discount on prints you'll never buy! 📉
dillonshook.com/passion-over-p #programming #humor #fusionenergy #hobbyjuggling #techsarcasm #HackerNews #ngated

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