Too soon? No?

I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.

What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes.

#scribesandmakers 23 puns part 2

Shirley, it is okay to make buns!

Shirley: Pork or leek?

What's a computer's favorite dance?
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The Algo-rhythm.

A hungry programmer orders a root beer float for dessert
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He hesitates and decides, "No, I'll have a root beer double".

I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.

Why do programmers avoid beaches?
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They can't handle shells.

Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

My code doesn’t have bugs
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it just develops unexpected features.

Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.

There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to.

How do trees access the internet?
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They log in.

Why do Pythonists hate whitespace?
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It makes their code snakey.

What's a programmer's favorite musical note?
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C#.

Why did the web developer fail their driving test?
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They couldn't handle all the traffic.

#RandomMemories

Husband answered the phone to a #Spammer a few years ago after his phone had been ringing incessantly for *days.*

So when he hit the button to answer, he said, "This is #MaryPoppins. How can I help you today?" He didn't even change the timbre if his voice.

Dead silence for a good ten seconds. Then, *click*!

He didn't have another #SpamCall for *months.*

Why was the developer broke?
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He used up all his cache.

At 8:24 p.m. I was wondering why everyone said it was already 2025. A minute later it all made sense!