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This instance started out as a personal project of mine, mostly to see if I could do it. Now, it's considered a community for people who want a safe, stable place to be social. No BS.

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Meanwhile in Canada<p>Time zones are so confusing.<br>In Paris it's 12:00 pm<br>In Toronto it's 6:00 am<br>In Washington it's 1930's Germany.</p>
James H<p>Domain to watch: fediversechick.lol<br />It&#39;s currently hosting a GTS instance with a single solitary account on it (guess who&#39;s account). The thing was registered in March, but to my knowledge hasn&#39;t actually been throwing out the usual DM&#39;s. It may be an innocent site, but if your instance is proan to a lot of DM&#39;s from her you may want to consider a block to be safe. Mine doesn&#39;t get too much of her attention but some of the larger ones are definitely ones she&#39;s a fan of.<br /><a href="https://allovertheplace.ca/tags/MastoAdmin" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MastoAdmin</span></a></p>
James HMental health is important, m'kay?
James H<p>Welp, I know it&#39;s only Tuesday, but my last submitted job application was almost exactly a week ago. For me, this is unusual. Even in this job market I at least find something to throw my resume at, even if they ghost me. I&#39;m assuming this is just the market recalibrating after... well... *gestures vaguely*, but let&#39;s just say if you&#39;re not already employed and you&#39;re trying to be, it&#39;s probably noticeable.</p>
Logan 5 and 999 others<p>I could never be a political correspondent because I could never stop myself from saying, “You’re a fucking idiot.”</p>
Meanwhile in Canada<p>It turns out that the conman who defrauded a children's cancer charity, had 6 bankruptcies and a fraudulent university is an economic disaster.<br>¯\_(ツ)_/¯</p>
James H<p>Alrighty. Watched my hockey team win convincingly, now to go watch my baseball team finish doing the same thing.</p>
James H<p>Are you an admin of an instance and curious to know just how much stuff your instance downloads that no one pays attention to? Let you perform a periodic status cleanup and admire the results. Mine tells me my database should be a lot larger than it is. <a href="https://allovertheplace.ca/tags/MastoAdmin" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MastoAdmin</span></a></p>
Meanwhile in Canada<p>Little known fact:</p><p>The USA uses potash on 95% of their crops</p><p>80% of the potash they use comes from Canada. </p><p>There is no viable substitute for potash.</p><p>The USA imports 6 million tons from Canada every year.</p><p>Trump is going to decimate the USA's farmers and agriculture sector with his idiotic trade war.</p>
James H<p>So that&#39;s what Friday looks like. ...Insert caffeine to continue.</p>
James H<p>Because you did this to <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://allovertheplace.ca/@Bruce" class="u-url mention">@<span>Bruce</span></a></span>, you had to know this was coming, <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://allovertheplace.ca/@mcourcel" class="u-url mention">@<span>mcourcel</span></a></span>. <a href="https://suno.com/song/0d11c50c-b1f6-45eb-aa6c-ac4d0f3218a3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">suno.com/song/0d11c50c-b1f6-45</span><span class="invisible">eb-aa6c-ac4d0f3218a3</span></a></p>
James H<p>17 degrees in <a href="https://allovertheplace.ca/tags/Ottawa" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Ottawa</span></a> today. It snowed yesterday. There was freezing rain earlier this morning. If you woke up this morning and couldn&#39;t decide if you wanted to be the nice, approachable you, or the grumpy, mad, &quot;get off my lawn&quot; you, know that you&#39;re not alone. And if you&#39;re in <a href="https://allovertheplace.ca/tags/Ottawa" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Ottawa</span></a> and need a reminder, just look outside. Then look outside again on Saturday, when we&#39;re getting snow and 4.</p>
Dwight (DB) 🤔 🇨🇦<p>When he says that the US is treated unfairly, he's referring to the trade deficits between other countries and the US, and calls these tariffs.<br>For example he complains that the US buys more from Canada than Canada buys from the US, but misses key factors. Population (and wealth.)</p><p>US: 347 million <br>Canada: 40 million</p><p>Of course a country with almost 10 times the population would be expected to have more buying capacity.<br>It's surprising that the trade deficit isn't higher.</p><p>"Reciprocal tariffs"</p>
John Francis 🦫🇨🇦🍁💪⬆️<p>Reports from light sleepers and canines are that there was thunder last night in <a href="https://cosocial.ca/tags/ottawa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ottawa</span></a>, but I didn't hear any myself.</p>
James H<p>The death spiral of my former employer continues. Comparatively, I made out quite well when they tossed me last year. <a href="https://techcrunch.com/2025/04/02/wordpress-maker-automattic-lays-off-16-of-staff/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">techcrunch.com/2025/04/02/word</span><span class="invisible">press-maker-automattic-lays-off-16-of-staff/</span></a></p>
Staff Chief of Joints<p>What is it we're being liberated from exactly? Our wallets?</p>
James H<p>Here you go, <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://allovertheplace.ca/@mcourcel" class="u-url mention">@<span>mcourcel</span></a></span>. <a href="https://suno.com/song/a04850e6-8b93-4e3a-bc6b-55c7c85792d2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">suno.com/song/a04850e6-8b93-4e</span><span class="invisible">3a-bc6b-55c7c85792d2</span></a></p>
James H<p>I might actually be able to have consistent time off to watch playoff hockey this year. Either because I&#39;ll still be unemployed when it starts, or because my workday will end no later than 6. Either way, can&#39;t really complain about that.</p>
Meanwhile in Canada<p>The US military base that JD Vance visited in Greenland uses fuel that can only be delivered with the help of Canadian ice breakers.</p><p>I noticed he didn't say thank you.</p>
James H<p>Look. <a href="https://allovertheplace.ca/tags/Ottawa" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Ottawa</span></a>, we need to talk. It&#39;ll be April in an hour. I should not still be seeing snow in the forecast. Like, I know it&#39;s Canada. I know it gets cold. I know snow is a thing. But... it&#39;s April. It&#39;s spring. Baseball season&#39;s on. We&#39;re hitting double digit temperatures this weekend. ...Knock it off, will ya?</p>