This human resources director is taking legal action to find out who wants her to eat a bag of d–ks.
Melody Lenox filed a lawsuit Tuesday after she was less than amused to receive a package of gummy penises. Lenox, who works for Axxess Technology Solutions in Dallas, alleges this is not the work of a generous individual, but someone trying to harass her.
According to the Dallas Morning News, she claims the person who sent her the bag of d–ks might also have something to do with her car being keyed and bogus Craigslist ads tormenting her.
The package, which came from a company aptly named D–ks By Mail, was sent to her on Dec. 7. She sued the company demanding it reveal the prankster’s identity so she “can put an end to the harassment,” according to the suit.
On the company website, D–ks By Mail markets itself as a “great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or enemies to EAT A BAG OF D–KS.”
“In only a few minutes you can send a literal Bag of D–ks to that special friend or d–khole in your life,” the product description reads.
For $15, the treat is sent with a note to “eat a bag of d–ks” in case the package itself does not get the message across.
But the company claims the product is intended to be lighthearted.
“It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully,” the site says. “If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someone’s day, then maybe it’s you who needs to eat a bag of d–ks.”